Two Army captains — who are both guys! — just got married at the West Point military academy where they met in 2009.
Capts. Daniel Hall and Vincent Franchino first joined the Army before the policy of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was rescinded, which means they didn’t tell the military they were GAY and therefore, would later cause the collapse of the Army’s war-fighting abilities due to libtard social justice warriors.
I, for one, cannot believe they joined the ranks of the modern-day Spartans — who most certainly were not gay — and went on to become Apache helicopter pilots, which requires only heterosexual pilots to touch the flight controls.
Anyway, their first date was in February 2012, the AP reported, just months after DADT was repealed. These guys actually decided to just throw their GAYNESS in everyone’s face as soon as they were allowed to by President Obummer. Ugh.
And now it’s all over the media.
As one commenter put it at Military.com, “the military is going down hill fast. Girls in the infantry and transgenders and homosexuals everywhere. We are fast losing our military defense capabilities.”
Pretty soon they are going to force you to become gay during the oath of enlistment. That’s what these captains want.
Save us, President Trump.
Note: This is obviously a satirical take on this topic. If you happen to be a bigoted asshole who gets upset about two men getting married, please go back to your cave.
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